HOW TO END WAR AND DISEASE
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Legally Bribing Your Way to Utopia
Your chance of dying from terrorism: 1 in 30 million. Your chance of dying from disease: 100%. If cancer had oil reserves, you would have cured it by 2003.
Instead, governments spend $40 on weapons for every $1 on clinical trials. 150,000 of you permanently stop existing every day from what are basically engineering problems with meat robots. This is mathematically stupid.
This manual tells you how to redirect just 1% of the murder budget to the medicine budget, and the precise order of legal bribes required to make it happen. Nobody has to evolve morally. You just have to point everyone's greed at diseases instead of each other.
The universe is literally offering you infinite money and eternal life, and you're thinking about it. This is why aliens don't visit.
Love, Wishonia
P.S. You named your planet dirt.
Translated from the original Wishonian by Mike P. Sinn
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